I know it's been a while, but I'm reinstating my weekly blog post policy. This week will be about something I've wanted to write about for a while: School computers! They're just too easy to hack and do fun stuff with, especially because teachers are just so incompetent with technology sometimes. Anyway, Akshay for the top five!
1. Be a Javascript Troll
There's all kinds of really annoying things you can do with Javascript, and all you need in order to do some of these things is a text editor and a web browser. So, for this script, open up Notepad or something of the like and type the following:
<html>
<head>
<title>Lol i troll u</title>
<script type="text/javascript">
function troll() {
alert('Lol i troll u!');
troll();
}
</script>
</head>
<body onLoad="troll()">
<center>
<img src="http://www.pahgawks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/TrollFace1.gif" />
</center>
</body>
</html>
<head>
<title>Lol i troll u</title>
<script type="text/javascript">
function troll() {
alert('Lol i troll u!');
troll();
}
</script>
</head>
<body onLoad="troll()">
<center>
<img src="http://www.pahgawks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/TrollFace1.gif" />
</center>
</body>
</html>
So what do you do with this code? Save it as troll.html or anything else as long as it ends
with .html and not .txt. Copy it onto someone else's computer when they're not looking
(i.e. put it on a USB stick and open it up from there.) Then, quickly leave the viscinity before
they look back.
with .html and not .txt. Copy it onto someone else's computer when they're not looking
(i.e. put it on a USB stick and open it up from there.) Then, quickly leave the viscinity before
they look back.
So, what does this code do? Basically, it creates a function called troll() which makes a popup
and then does troll() again, and that new troll() makes a popup and calls troll(), and that new
troll makes a popup that calls troll()..... It's a never-ending circle. Once you click "ok", a
new alert pops up.The only way out is to force-quit the web browser (open up the Task Manager
and end a process for Windows,or just force-quit normally for Mac.) As an added bonus, the
page has the trollface as a background.
and then does troll() again, and that new troll() makes a popup and calls troll(), and that new
troll makes a popup that calls troll()..... It's a never-ending circle. Once you click "ok", a
new alert pops up.The only way out is to force-quit the web browser (open up the Task Manager
and end a process for Windows,or just force-quit normally for Mac.) As an added bonus, the
page has the trollface as a background.
2. Crash a Computer using Flash and Google
Yep, it's actually quite easy to do. Open up a new flash document. Open up the Actions panel for the
stage of the first frame. If it's in Actionscript 2, write the following:
stage of the first frame. If it's in Actionscript 2, write the following:
onEnterFrame = function () {
getURL("http://www.google.com", "_blank");
}
getURL("http://www.google.com", "_blank");
}
Or if it's actionscript 3 write the following:
function openGoogle(e:Event):void {
navigateToURL("http://www.google.com", "_blank");
}
stage.addEventListener(Event.ENTER_FRAME, openGoogle);
navigateToURL("http://www.google.com", "_blank");
}
stage.addEventListener(Event.ENTER_FRAME, openGoogle);
3. Promote your Account
Want to be an administrator? No biggie. Open up Notepad. Type in the following:
net localgroup administrators USERNAME /add
Although, you have to replace USERNAME with whatever your username is. Save the file as n00b.bat
or as anything else .bat and NOT .txt. Navigate to the directory where you saved the file, and
double-click it to run it. Once that's done, log out, then log back in again. You're now an admin
for that specific machine!
or as anything else .bat and NOT .txt. Navigate to the directory where you saved the file, and
double-click it to run it. Once that's done, log out, then log back in again. You're now an admin
for that specific machine!
Note: This may or may not work if they have disabled the command prompt. If they have, sorry folks,
but you're out of luck for this one. You can still become an admin by using various software if you're
really desperate.
but you're out of luck for this one. You can still become an admin by using various software if you're
really desperate.
4. Do Something Neat with the ScrollLock Key
It's usually useless... UNTIL NOW! Note: This only works on XP machines.
- Start > Run. Type in "regedit" and click "OK".
- Go to HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Services\i8042prt\Parameters.
- Edit > New > DWORD Value. Set the name to CrashOnCtrlScroll.
- Right-click on this newly created value and click on Modify
- Enter the number 1 in the Value data field and click on OK.
- Close regedit and reboot your system.
- Now you can blue screen (crash) your system by holding the right CTRL key and
- pressing "Scroll Lock" twice.
It's bluescreeneriffic!
5.Write a Virus that Doesn't Do Any
thing but Scares Your Friends
Open notepad. Type this:
@echo off
echo OMFG YOU GOT A VIRUS.
pathping localhost -q 2 -p 250 > nul
pathping localhost -q 2 -p 250 > nul
pathping localhost -q 2 -p 250 > nul
pathping localhost -q 2 -p 250 > nul
pathping localhost -q 2 -p 250 > nul
echo It will now begin to delete your files.
pathping localhost -q 2 -p 250 > nul
pathping localhost -q 2 -p 250 > nul
pathping localhost -q 2 -p 250 > nul
pathping localhost -q 2 -p 250 > nul
pathping localhost -q 2 -p 250 > nul
echo Do you want to abort the deletion of your files?
pause
echo Wow you really fell for that. Pressing a key made the virus delete your
account.
pathping localhost -q 2 -p 250 > nul
pathping localhost -q 2 -p 250 > nul
pathping localhost -q 2 -p 250 > nul
echo deleting.......
pathping localhost -q 2 -p 250 > nul
pathping localhost -q 2 -p 250 > nul
pathping localhost -q 2 -p 250 > nul
pathping localhost -q 2 -p 250 > nul
pathping localhost -q 2 -p 250 > nul
pathping localhost -q 2 -p 250 > nul
pathping localhost -q 2 -p 250 > nul
echo YOU'VE BEEN FOOLED. THERE IS NO VIRUS. YOU'RE JUST A N00B.
pause
echo OMFG YOU GOT A VIRUS.
pathping localhost -q 2 -p 250 > nul
pathping localhost -q 2 -p 250 > nul
pathping localhost -q 2 -p 250 > nul
pathping localhost -q 2 -p 250 > nul
pathping localhost -q 2 -p 250 > nul
echo It will now begin to delete your files.
pathping localhost -q 2 -p 250 > nul
pathping localhost -q 2 -p 250 > nul
pathping localhost -q 2 -p 250 > nul
pathping localhost -q 2 -p 250 > nul
pathping localhost -q 2 -p 250 > nul
echo Do you want to abort the deletion of your files?
pause
echo Wow you really fell for that. Pressing a key made the virus delete your
account.
pathping localhost -q 2 -p 250 > nul
pathping localhost -q 2 -p 250 > nul
pathping localhost -q 2 -p 250 > nul
echo deleting.......
pathping localhost -q 2 -p 250 > nul
pathping localhost -q 2 -p 250 > nul
pathping localhost -q 2 -p 250 > nul
pathping localhost -q 2 -p 250 > nul
pathping localhost -q 2 -p 250 > nul
pathping localhost -q 2 -p 250 > nul
pathping localhost -q 2 -p 250 > nul
echo YOU'VE BEEN FOOLED. THERE IS NO VIRUS. YOU'RE JUST A N00B.
pause
Save this as cool_game.bat or anything else that ends in .bat and sounds like
it's NOT a virus. This way, you can give a friend the file, and make them run it
and then scare them silly. It's pretty entertaining.
it's NOT a virus. This way, you can give a friend the file, and make them run it
and then scare them silly. It's pretty entertaining.
Warning
Seriously, don't do these if someone is watching. They may be fun, but it's easy
for someone to monitor your account. If they catch you, well, then you're screwed.
for someone to monitor your account. If they catch you, well, then you're screwed.
On that light note, see you all next week!
</akshay>
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